"""low-stakes “let me show you what an ice scraper is/pretend I didn't just see you slip on ice and fall on your ass” ... you'd better believe he doesn't know how to skate—at first he'd feel obligated to learn (gotta use those props!!) but ultimately I think he'd find it really fun! If anyone can muster the patience/torture-free time to teach him."""

oh my god please.... ALL of this for him and Vasya y/n?? Maybe he sees him fumbling with the ice scraper in his driveway and is just like... baby what are you doing and takes it upon himself to come over and that's how they meet...