Papyrus following Raskolnikov around trying to convince him to be a better person is one of the funniest things I think I’ve ever heard of, and I am 110% down for it.

Also, Raskolnikov is like. Not the guy to hang out with if you’re new to human physiology lmao.
Papyrus: okay so my heart beats faster when I’m stressed? i think i’m having heart attacks??
Raskolnikov, who in theory knows how hearts work but also takes “always be prepared for the worst” a little too literally: yeah you’re probably dying. you should get that checked out.